I have no patience for jam hands.

I think that recently there have been too many times where I go to do something and in my mind I’m like “I don’t want to do that” but I do it anyways because I have to or because I’m expected to and I wish I had more times where I was like “I really want to do that.”

bunnyfood:

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I slept for 15 hours.

My arm hurts so bad from hammering nails into boards for 8 hours straight

But I helped build a house and I got to wear a hard hat.

malcolmsex:

she ain’t no good, Forest 

oh my lord my dad bought floor tickets for us for the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert 

I’ll actually be able to SEE them

I just bought a mini trampoline for 50 dollars on Amazon 

seemed like a good decision we’ll see how I feel in the morning

I’ve started taking fish oil pills in the morning I’m a grown up now

stickinagunfight replied to your post: I’m going to tell you all what I want. I want a…

I approve of all of this except the wombats. Wombats creep me out.

I just did some research apparently they are one of the most dangerous animals out there so I’m going to scrap that bit. 

I’m going to tell you all what I want.

I want a burrito. Steak with extra sour cream and corn and salsa and cheese and lettuce and extra rice. I also want the chips like 10 bags of them at the minimum. I want to gain no wait from eating all of that in one sitting. I want to take a bath in a huge bathtub with all the bath accessories I want on hand. I want to read in the tub and have no one bother me. I want to go take a nap and wake up with my masters in planning and also a law degree from some cool school. I want to have a letter sitting on the table telling me that I have a job with some cool company but they’re going to let me go to Europe for a year before I have to start work. I also want a lot of makeup and candles and shock tarts that don’t rip up my tongue. I want to live in a tree house and have a pet wombat.