February 2012
I had to enough motivation to move all the heavy furniture around in my bedroom for no reason and now I can’t get enough motivation to start this stupid dumb paper that I’ve been putting off doing the entire day. 
Feb 29th
once upon a time I was trying to do yoga because I was stressed out and ended up throwing out my back and that lead to me being more stressed out and stuck on the floor for several hours. 
Feb 29th
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mollywollywoowoo replied to your post: life is hard when no one has time for you I have time for you! Unless you mean like to physically hang out with someone, cuz we’re a few miles apart. But I’m always here if you want to talk! Cuz I missss you! come here i’m going to kiss you on the forehead I miss you I miss lemons and I miss math
Feb 29th
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life is hard when no one has time for you
Feb 29th
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tzatzikiandhummus replied to your post: I put a bunch of dry shampoo in my hair this… what kind do you use and would you recommend it? I have been looking for the perfect dry shampoo. I currently use Oscar Blandi (the powder) but idk. It is the best I have used but it could still be better. I actually really like Oscar Blandi’s dry shampoo but I’ve heard Lush makes a really...
Feb 29th
I put a bunch of dry shampoo in my hair this morning and got half way down the road before I realized I forgot to brush it out and that my hair looked like I had white roots. 
Feb 29th
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I’m being taken to buy new pants because all the pants I have right now are too big on me and they hang off my ass and we can’t have that. 
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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I catch myself watching twerking videos way more than I should
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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the intro to every Game of Thrones episode is 2 minutes too long
Feb 27th
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I’m going to change my birthday on Facebook so that I don’t have to stress out about the amount of birthday wishes I get so that it makes it looks like I have friends.  These are things I actually take time out of my day to stress about I think that means I have too much time on my hands. 
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I sorted my underwear into two drawers underwear I would let a boy see me in and underwear I would not let a boy see me in 
Feb 26th
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imax tree d like trees cause of the lorax and trees hahahah oh my gosh 
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Feb 24th
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I think my grandma forgot my birthday is in April not march cause I just got a card from her with money in it dated 3/8/12 and my birthday is 4/8/12 so um I think I’m just not going to tell anyone.
Feb 23rd
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I wonder if I’ll be one of those ladies who dyes their hair or if I’ll just let the gray grow in. Important life questions.
Feb 23rd
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I’m going to leave this candle lit while I take a shower because i don’t want to interrupt the burning process so when my entire apartment complex burns down with me in it it was probably my fault. 
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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A-TRAIN does not like me asking her questions
doctorjack: I feel hurt in my face. you only actually asked me one question and you said the answer was “your anus”
Feb 22nd
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If people would leave me questions I would make a video because I am in the MOOD to answer QUESTIONS on VIDEO so go go to my ask box and ask go on scoot 
Feb 22nd
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My dad is in India so when I go home this weekend it can be mine and my mom’s secret that I got too impatient with the ice on my windshield and decided to turn the wipers on and in that process ripped the rubber away from the blades. He doesn’t NEED to know.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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I think I’ve listened to pitbull too much on youtube because all my adds are in spanish now. 
Feb 21st
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I have so many cans of coke zero on my desk that when I go to take a drink I have to pick up like 4 cans before I find the one that I’m actually drinking.
Feb 21st
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I told my mom that in like a month and a half I’ll have escaped teenage pregnancy and she didn’t find it funny at all. 
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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hushhushsarah asked: just thought i should let you know that i have a snow day tomorrow. ya know, just out of courteous and such.
Feb 20th
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I was yelling to Page about how I was an independent woman while crouched down putting my clothes in the dryer and then I fell head first into it and had to yell “help I’m stuck in the dryer” so that sort of canceled out my first statement
Feb 19th
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p1gf33t replied to your post: I never knew “going ham” meant “going hard as a… dude i never knew that either ahahha, i thought people were just stupid my thoughts were the same as yours
Feb 19th
I never knew “going ham” meant “going hard as a mother” and now I’m afraid I might start saying it in public.
Feb 19th
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I called my mom because I wanted someone to talk to and she picked up and said “can’t talk it’s wheel of fortune time” and hung up before I could say anything. 
Feb 19th
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